May 15, 2012

 

I just cannot make this stuff up

It’s Tuesday evening, and I’m in my driveway repairing my floor jack (that’s a story for another day) when I hear this loud screech.  I thought “what the Hell was that?”, but kept on working.  Then it happens again, but longer in duration and much louder, and it’s coming from my backyard.  It’s almost Pterodactyl-like, but I’m thinking maybe it’s a small dog that’s in trouble.  Knowing George and Patsy Scott (my neighbors) have smalls dogs, I went running.  My neighbor’s Scott and Nancy Albrecht, and Roger Luebeck, also came flying out to see what was going on, and THIS is what we saw:

 

Nikon D5000 with a Tamron SP 70-300mm F/4-5.6 Di VC USD lens shot at F/4 and 1/100 of a second shutter speed.  ISO 200.  Focal length: 80mm.

It’s a Great Blue Heron!  Scott initially thought it was a Crane, but both of us looked it up the next day and discovered its true identity.  Regardless, what a sight!  This bird was HUGE; they can be up to 4 1/2 feet tall with a wingspan up to 6 feet wide, and this guy certainly looked to be in that class.  When I first arrived, his wings were fully spread while he was making his screech.  More on why he was doing that in a bit, as that’s when this gets REALLY fun!  Anyway, the arrival of the humans seemed to calm him down; he remained stationary for a while.

 

Nikon D5000 with a Tamron SP 70-300mm F/4-5.6 Di VC USD lens shot at F/4.8 and 1/60 of a second shutter speed.  ISO 200.  Focal length: 160mm
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 I ran into the house and grabbed my trusty Nikon D5000 and fired away.  I could have spent days in the wild and never got a shot this good, and it’s from my own backyard!  What was interesting is when I shot with my 18-70mm lens, he was fine; I got up to about 15 feet away from him with no issues.  However, when I returned with the larger and much more intimidating Tamron telephoto zoom lens, he was quickly spooked, and he walked into George and Patsy’s yard.

 

 

Nikon D5000 with a Tamron SP 70-300mm F/4-5.6 Di VC USD lens shot at F/6.3 and 1/640 of a second shutter speed.  ISO 200.  Focal length: 75mm
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So off he flew.  George and Patsy’s garage is in the background.

So now you are wondering…what agitated him so much?  Scott Albrecht pointed it out right away; he said “looks like he’s interested in George’s garden decorations!”, and well, here is that for you to see:

 

 

….wait for it!…

 

 

 

 

Nikon D5000 with a Tamron SP 70-300mm F/4-5.6 Di VC USD lens shot at F/4 and 1/125 of a second shutter speed.  ISO 200.  Focal length: 70mm.

 As I said, I am NOT making this up!  A real live Great Blue Heron was doing a mating call for this forged metal version of the real thing.  The heron was facing this when all of us arrived; about 20 feet away or so.  I’m guessing part of the reason he took off was he realized he wasn’t going to be getting any that night.

Photographically, I set the D5000 in Program Mode and just let it rip.  Although I far prefer shooting in Manual, I am glad someone invented Program modes, because they are quite handy.  As usual, the D5000 kicked ass (click on the larger images; even at 1024 x 768 they look great), and the Tamron zoom performed like a champion; the VC kept the images still, even if I wasn’t.

This was the first time I have seen a Great Blue Heron (at least up this close), and all I had to do was walk into my backyard…haw!

However, it doesn’t end there.  The next day at work my car was hit by a large bird bomb.  Perhaps the Heron has returned and is holding a grudge against me for breaking up his love affair?  Or maybe, just maybe, that metal Heron IS real!

..and “Time for me to Fly” by REO Speedwagon is playing as I build this…I am NOT making that up!

 

all images © Scott Woelm – May 2012